I'm failing to see the problem here. Maybe he likes pork meatballs, not in the euphemistic sense.
"I feel" isn't either.
Rang Dang Diggety dangy dang, Red Lines, going through my mind….
Winner winner chicken dinner! Have we got a name for her?
Your argument was going so well until you said 'She'. There's a flaw in your logic, can you see it?