I've already sent all their parents a discount catalog full of plans, furniture and ideas for remodeling their basements, should your dumb asses really attempt such a stunt.
Go ahead, make your day, make me laugh and rich at the same time.
Not that it concerns me, but it should concern you, that 270 million / 400,000 = 675.
I only point this out because it would appear that math combined with logic is not your strong suit.
Better get you some new sneakers little man.
Or even better yet, put down the crack pipe and STFU.