Move to a Muslim country. Sharia law will give you interest free loans. They will burn your wife in a cage if she dares leave the house without a male escort, and you will be thrown off a building for being gay and fake… But you will have them interest free loans.
Oh, and you'll get a free goat when your wife is gone.
Once in that interest free zone in Muslim land, you can buy yourself a wife or a goat. Or both.. Have a 3some. All interest free.
But remember, no shave November is year round , therwise they rape you. Interest free
It's part of sharia law. Dont ask me how that works. They fuck goats for goodness sake…
Native Americans have interest free loans as well. But only for Native Americans. It's kinda nice
Dont come at me with copy pasta copy pasta jew kike shit. Its gay and fake