>melbourne is the most pretentious city in the world
>Melbourne is one fucked up city
The above is true. I fucking hate this lefty, faggot, hipster shithole. I regret moving back here with all of my fabric. Should have stayed at the property the hills. I fear for my daughters sanity and safety, when she grows-up. Please, vaporise this place. Put us out of our collective misery.
Sincerely,
MelbFag.