What happens at summer camp, stays at summer camp.
That year in Israel changed my life. I was so freeeeee.
Mom's gonna be super pissed.
The smaller the benis, the longer the post.
Does your Mom know you're here?
The Rabbi said I'm a good boy. So did Mom.
All our men are in Israel. Guess we'll work until they get back.
She needs money?
Jewish mother's just don't know when to quit.
You're scaring everyone.
Expert opinion on stealing.
It's not my fault that my heart belongs to Mommy.
Mom said I could post today, but I have to be home for dinner.
If you taunt me again, I'm calling Mom! Stop it!
Don't tell Mom I keep this under my mattress!
Because not everyone is smart enough to pass the CPA exam.
The faggot with Mommy issues? I get them confused too.
Once more, but up the whining so we know it's Jew.
Nothing to see here. Move along goy.