How do you say I'm fucked in Yiddish?
I wanted to enlist, but Mom said I might get hurt.
Our good Jewish girls would never do this.
Who's up for some hot chick on chick?
Levi, can I see you in the office? Your work is lackluster today.
My Rabbi taught me the ways of love.
Moment of silence please, for Myles Brand, the superjew that fired The General. Bobby Knight, the Legend.
Can't. Told your sister I'd meet her behind the Temple.
Behold, the Jewish lesbian.