Brilliant!! Unfortunately, it's also true. The founding fathers would be looking around going, "WTF?!!"
I will. You will stand before God on judgment day, and it will play out something like this:
I, the almighty God, creator of heaven and earth ask you, little anon, how do you plead to the charge of sin for which the penalty is death?
You reply, "not guilty."
God then tells you, "how can this be, for all men are guilty of sin? That is why I sent my Son down to earth, so that at least some could be saved. Son? Do you have anything to say on this mans behalf?
Jesus says, "I know him not. When I was thirsty, he gave me no drink. When I was hungry, he gave me no food. When I was weary, he gave me no comfort."
God says, "Since you rejected my offer of clemency through my Son, into the lake you go. Next!"