Anonymous ID: 94ec2f Nov. 11, 2018, 5:14 p.m. No.3859632   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>9661 >>9667 >>9800 >>9901 >>0186

Jesus Christ guys.

 

I just sold a classy modern leaning desk on Craigslist. After years of occasional Craigslist use and experiencing scumbags and car salesman tactics, this girl was unbelievably polite and professional and just a pleasure to deal with via email and text. And after the last few years and shitposting with you niggerfaggots and shillfucks every night, that clearly made me very suspicious. VERY suspicious.

 

So i just met and made the deal. She was the cutest, primmest, classiest Japanese girl I've ever seen(I'm a jap), wearing fucking stylish business attire on a Sunday afternoon.

 

So clearly she was asking retarded questions about reassembling the desk that literally required only a Philips head screwdriver. So i explained but felt like she was gonna fuck it up. So afterwards I figure i should send her the pictures of the desk for reference and some directions.

 

>hai gurl, i can Philips head screw whatever you need whenever you need it, baby

 

And after writing it all out, while I'm going through my phonefagging phone looking for the pictures of the desk, all i can think is

 

>plz don't accidentally send her nigger memes

>plz don't accidentally send her porn

>plz don't accidentally send her Hitler gifs

>don't do it. Don't do it.

 

And I'm scrolling past the Roseanne Hitler cosplay turned into a strobe gif that some anon made specifically to fuck with Kurt Eichenwald. And I'm scrolling past the tinfoil spurdo calling the Hasidic spurdo a space lizard. And I'm scrolling past the Japanese schoolgirl on the ground with her bento box spilled everywhere and the caption, 'the Jews did this'. And it dawns on me just how FUCKING DIFFICULT life has become just because Hillary Clinton had to be an evil cunt and run for president.

 

Also, she liked the way i looked in my jeans and tshirt all unshaven and having not had a haircut in 6 months. I could tell.

Anonymous ID: 94ec2f Nov. 11, 2018, 5:39 p.m. No.3860078   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>3859901

Nah, nigger. I'm, unfortunately, for real.

 

I don't even post about Jews but the Jew memes are oftentimes the best memes.

 

I'm also pushing mid thirties and extremely well educated. It's pretty fucked up. Right between being a hipster kid where this shit is forgivable and being a hermit in the mountains with a dog and satellite internet.

 

Here's a cropped picture of the desk.