Pickle shortage
Was at a restaurant and they had a sign up about the pickle shortage. I asked them what they were talking about. They said bc of the fires in Cali, the pickle factory (HIENZ) burned down. Thus, the PICKLE SHORTAGE!!
Aha! We are at corporate war. Dew was attack on Heinz’s pickle factory. What do we anons know about pickles!! Hahahahhahaha