>>3869204
You Had One Job, Noah!
>be Noah Holliman JR
>room temperature IQ, but get government job because affirmative action
>get tasked with helping the dems pull off the worst election fraud in U.S. history
>be given provisional ballots to transport in rental car you rented under your name
>be such a fucking idiot, you turn the car back into AVIS with the provisional ballots still in the fucking trunk
>AVIS employee tweets LAURA LOOMER what you did
>Loomer shows up to AVIS and takes pics of the box of provisional ballots you left there
>Loomer breaks story on Twitter
>bunch of autists find your FB and picture with Andrew Gillum
>autists also find records that your wife donated ot his campaign
>be the straw that finally broke the camel’s back and got Rick Scott to FINALLY have no choice but to raid Broward and Palm Beach elections offices because this is the LOWEST IQ voter fraud in all of mankind.
Congratulations, Noah Holliman.
Thank to you we can finally start cleaning Broward and Palm Beach up. Just wow. All thanks to affirmative action. Who would've thought!