This is my clock. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My clock is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My clock, without me, is useless. Without my clock, I am useless. I must decipher my clock true. I must decipher straighter than the Shillz who are trying to kill me. I must redpill him before he trolls me. I will… My clock and myself know that what counts in this war is not the dates we decipher, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the dates that count. We will be true… My clock is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my clock clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will… Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!