My roommate's dead beat brother came downstairs today. While chowing down on my food he noticed the news was talking about POTUS. He knows nothing of the plan or the Facebook outage. He said, "I haven't seen a single negative comment about POTUS on Facebook today."

I said, "really, is there normally a lot of anti-trump stuff on your feed?"

He said, "yeah everyday all day, but not today it's kind of weird."

I said, "Yeah that is, now stop eating my food and trashing the kitchen before I bitch slap you again you free loading piece of shit."

Not sure what to make of it.