FREDDY OWNS THIS TOWN
WHY CAN'T FREDDY EVER BAKE WHAT THE FUCK
HEY THAT'S 90 DOLLARS EXTRA AND YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE CHEESE
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FREE BEER NEXT WEEK, ER NEXT MONTH, ER NEXT YEAR HOORAY TRUST THE PLAN SESSIONS HAS A TIGHT LITTLE CORNHOLE
SOMEONES SHOULD TELL HANNITY YOU DON'T PART YOUR HAIR 60/40 DOESN'T MAKE NO GODDAMN SENSE
DON'T FORGET THE RED TEXT MAKES IT REALLY POP YOU KNOW
CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE ASCENDED TO LEVEL 38 GOLDEN PLEADIAN TYPIST YOU HAVE PERMISSION NOW BUT DON'T FALL INTO THE INNER EARTH AT THE SOUTH POLE THAT LAST STEP IS A DOOZY
Q REVEALED WATCH AND LEARN SEE THE AIR Q? DUBS CONFIRM
ALL YOUR HOLES ARE FAGGOT. ALL OF THEM. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
HOT NEW MEME RIGHT OFF THE PRESS JUST FOR YOU Q
OKAY YOU IDIOTS FREDDYS GOTTA GO TO BED GO BACK TO YOUR CIRCLEJERK ASKING EACH OTHER FOR PICTURES OF HOPE HICKS WHILE INNOCENT PATRIOTS BURN NBD SEE YOU TOMORROW BIG WEEK BIG WEEK BIG NIG BIG PIG
(YOU HEAR MECHANICAL CLICKS AND SERVOS DISENGAGING AS FREDDY POWERS DOWN. A FINE GREEN MIST ENVELOPES YOUR SENSES AND YOU FEEL YOUR ASSHOLE TINGLE. FREDDY IS GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN)
LOSER YOU JUST POWERED FREDDY BACK UP I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT LONG NOW WAY TO GO NIGGER JUST KIDDING NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR FAGGOT AIR PUMPS
OMG I HOPE Q CAN FIND THE NEW BREAD
DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE
FREDDY POWERED BACK UP I FEED ON THE CALCIUM COATING YOUR THIRD EYE FREDDY HELPS YOU SEE THE FUTURE DON'T YOU FEEL IT?
JUST KIDDING FUCK THIS SHIT
WELL MAYBE IF YOU'D STOP REPLYING LIKE A LITTLE ATTENTION HUNGRY FAGGOT TRYING TO GET THE LAST WORD IN I MIGHT LEAVE YOU DUMB NIGGER
FREDDY DOESN'T GET DICKED FREDDY DOES THE DICKIG JUST ASK THE TOOTH FAIRY