Translation: She is on her fifth scotch, enjoying infant pate on crackers, and shitting her diaper.
Correct.
You're a halfwit inbred. Possessive requires no apostrophe.
Wouldn't have. No such thing as "wouldn't of".
Gotcha. I see what you're saying now. That IS pretty hysterical.
Except that isn't a misspelling. It's just idiocy.
There's no point to argue, halfwit.
It's understandable, in a way. People are hearing "would've" (or "should've, or "could've) and think it's "would of", "should of", or "could of". I get it. But damn.