ANONS! ANONS!

I HAVE A ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!!

I'M LEAVING 8CHAN FOREVER!

THESE HAVE BEEN 2 WONDERFUL YEARS. SOME UPS AND DOWNS SURE, BUT ALL IN ALL IT WAS JUST GOOD FUN.

IM LEAVING NOW…BECAUSE LIFE IS MORE THAN STAY BEHIND A KEYBOARD WAITING FOR A MAGICAL MAN TO SOLVE EVERYTHING!

K…G…Z…what's his name again…?

LIFE IS TO CUN IN A ASIAN GIRL FACE…LIFE IS EAT A WHOLE PEPERONI PIZZA AND TRY NOT TO PUKE IN YOUR FRINDS…LIFE IS TO KICK A ROBBER IN THE FACE WHILE IS TRY TO GET AWAY FROM A WELL PLACED BAT SWING…AND SO ON…

GOOD LUCK FRIENDS…AND GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL.

Now I have to go and…take care of my wifes boyfriend…

He needs a ride to the grocery store.