The winner gets free red scarf and an industrial strength door knob.
Los Angeles Times
NOV 13, 2018
BREAKING NEWS
Melania Trump calls for removal of deputy national security advisor
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 2018, 12:27 PM PT
First Lady Melania Trump today called for the ouster of Mira Ricardel, the deputy national security advisor.
“It is the position of the Office of the First Lady that she no longer deserves the honor of serving in this White House,” said Trump’s spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham.
Ricardel reportedly has clashed with the first lady after threatening to withhold National Security Council resources during Trump’s trip to Africa unless Ricardel was included in her entourage.
Hell yeah, POTUS needs to grow a manly fucking beard like that, it would look great for his Mt. Rushmore portrait.