Hilarious.
Freddy IRL.
See, it's funny that you're in here making fun of a "LARP", but you are the EXACT type of sick pedo scum we've been researching on here, you stupid motherfucker.
You can say what you want about the researchers on here, but you yourself validate everything we're doing.
Don't worry, Bubba will keep his finger nice and warm for ya.
No bro, you're just some schmuck stuck shitposting on an anime imageboard all day and night. You don't get the fancy jets or $200 steaks.
You get Taco Bell shits and $15/hr.