>everyone on tv is a deep cover fed agent

>even you anons

>you too are deep cover agents

>all this time you have been in real deep

>reincarnating extraterrestials larping as normal human beings

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>2250

Grandpa, how did the military pull of one of their biggest victories of all time?

By posting memes and boobies, son. The military ran a straight up booby charged meme psyop war on the chans. With the right mix of shitposting, trolling, memes and pictures of women's breasts, no one stood a chance. The battle for Earth was over before it even started, America came out victorious.