"To slay the dragon, use the Magic Sword !"
"DRAGON'S LAIR A FANTASY ADVENTURE WHERE YOU BECOME A FAGGOT KNIGHT ON A QUEST TO SAVE THE FAIR PRINGLES FROM AN EVIL DRAG-QUEEN!
YOU CONTROL THE ACTION ON A DARING ADVENTURE FINDING HIS WAIFU IN THE CASTLE OF A DOG WIZARD, WHO HAS ENHANCED IT WITH SEDUCTIVE TRAPS AND OSTRICHES !"
ARE YOU A BOT? SLIDE
sliding along nicely…