Illuminati Going out of Business Sale
Everything Must GO!!!!!
Slashing prices!
Priceless Art! HALF OFF!
Yellow Cake! 75% OFF!
Sex Slaves!!! BOGO!
Bloodbags!!!! 2 for 1!!!
Congressmen Half Off!
Judges 50% Off
Federal Judges 20% Off!
Hurry on down folks!
while supplies last, sales not combined with coupons, all sales final.