This is a shit post. Hopefully at least one person enjoys it.
A while back I started exercising a little creativity. Drawing, etc.
I tried my hand at writing a movie. And I came up with this. It is really, really bad, but so bad it's like brain crack.
This will waste your time and it will reduce your intelligence if you read it.
It's called, The Boy Who Actually Wanted To Be More Retarded (TBWAWTBMR).
Should I keep writing more? (that's not the Q pen in photo, either, FYI. Similar, though.)
Thanks! I won't kill myself, though.
I warned you that it was bad. It's some serious crap.
It actually turns out the guy gains the ability to control his retardation level, so he turns it down and becomes the smartest man in the world. Then he gets ability to control retardation levels of different brain functions.
That shit will break the system when you consider the 5D implications.
I can make that story whatever I want. And although incomplete, I am now a Screenwriter. I have full control of My reality.
I won.
I had it booked for the 4th of July.
It's all good, man. Pain is ours first. Theirs will come after ours and forever thereafter.
Tears of joy will be commonplace.