When I'm in a traffic jam, I'm part of the problem. Holy shit. Seriously never realized this before. Since my average work commute lasts hours under 10 mph, drastic measures are obviously needed!
GS = Government Service, and POTUS seems to be wanting to change something about the civil service laws/employment that is way, way, way out of control. Hiring here: Investigative group job listings - Investigators, inspectors, agents, and officers (GS-1800 Group)
Yikes. I'd rather be alive, but thanks.
Make sure you sign your organ donor card, kid.
Saw a short vid on how clowns pass messages to each other in the open just by how they tie their shoes, so ties could very well be signals.