>Why the fuck would people shoot squirrels?
Walnut defense.
Ha!
Had one intentionally try to piss on me from an overhead branch.
Have to admit I have a sweet spot for squirrels, and won't kill any without clear and present danger. ;).
Nice!
They're really fun little rifles.
Bought one in Montana once on a motorcyle trip then traveled through like 6 states with it strapped to the bike.
Ahhh.. The good ol' days.
Trap and relocate/dispose of..
That simple pendulum trick is genius, and works without power. Same with a solid compass. Not a pilot, but can imagine perception can get weird in a thick fog, and other situations.