The part where Q lost me is when he hit up Stacy Dash. She was mine and if Q sees it all, he should've known this. I got a twitter account just to follow her. I would send her likes on the sly and pictures of memes I stole from half-chan, calling them my own tweeting I made them especially for her. I even lied to my parents and said I was dating a girl named Stacy Dash It works because they've never seen Clueless.
Now Stacy acts like she doesn't even see my retweets anymore. She only has eyes for Q. How can a guy with an autogenerated twitter handle compete against a movement? Thanks a lot Q. Patriots safe, my ass.