I was engaged to a Jewish girl. She never swallowed.
She wasn't Orthodox.
Non-practicing Russian Jew, from $$, lived in Broward (of course). I don't know if it had anything to do with me being Christian…
Chemtrails…Contrails…HAPPY-FUCKING-TRAILS!
Lest all you muthafuckas lose sight of the issue, it's about this fucked up government.
Chemtrail bitches, we clean house first and then you can prove your case.
Contrail hoes, so fuckin' what? If they're wrong, laugh your asses off later. If they're right, well okie-doke, eat yer fucking crow when the time comes.
How's about we concentrate on the target at hand? (grabs shovel)
Love you all (no homo) (no homeo) (no shlomo)
That's why you skin 'em before you eat 'em.
'Course, you could just eat pickled pigs feet and get gonorrhea, diahrea and anthrax all rolled into one…
And this Iraqi oil drives just fine…
Best think about being a Christian is not having to worry about shellfish and other "unclean" animals. Shrimp's awesome, but it's even better on bacon.
I'll just be happy sending some more bad guys to their eternal punishments.
Of course, I'm gonna go to my eternal reward (or punishment, gasp).
Either way, we're all gonna fuckin' die. As long as I have will (and I do), I am able to perform every function that I need to perform in order to continue the mission. And if I get offed (killed or dead by chemtrails, bacon or a surfeit of blowjobs), well…I died fighting.
Dafuk are you talking about? Those bitches have more hair than bigfoot and Michael combined.
Wanting trim trim isn't pedo in any way, shape or form.
Your front hole is back hole, and your back hole is faggot.
ALGORITHMIC LOGICAL ILLOGIC TRAPS ARE FUN!
Hey Shills,
If your front hole is back hole and your back hole is faggot, where does (((muh joo))) put his micropenis?