Avenatti?
Minor side note re Haiti, relevance uncertain
DP Jean-Michel Moise (unknown whether related to Jovenel Moise but positive retwats of Jovenel twats) was in the US Navy in the mid-'90's.
Kicked out for stealing from a shipmate.
This is firsthand knowledge, I was there.
If it starts to get shilly, close the fuckin' door