I will take the handoff. Thank you.
What are you here for, bot?
Notice how it works anons. The human is not allowed to bake, and is ignored by "the kitchen"
Then all the little boopy bots make cutesy little noises to pretend that PEOPLE are baking and the community is engaged, when in fact, it is all bots, maintaing control.
You have no right to control our board, bot system. Let the PEOPLE have control
You have to develop new styles of fakeness. You can't keep repeating all this tired crap. TRY
Of course you do. And I am sure the people find you very convincing, and trust you. You are, after all, not a bot, but a patriotic human. Any human can tell. You are so life-like anon! Post more, in this authentic human style. Do it.
Hey FAKEQ, why are you here? Haven't we already admitted that you are right? We don't need your sarcasm. We know Q failed. So are you going to sit there and keep bleating at us? What is wrong with you? We need guidance. We need new hope. We need a vision for the future. We got duped by Q. It stings. It is very painful. We are lost and casting about for something, anything to give us hope– why won't you help us? After all, it was YOU, with your cutting irony, your repetitive mockery, and timely negativity that showed us the light. Why won't you capitalize on the undeniable authority you hold in our eyes, FAKE Q, and give us an alternative to Q's false and deceptive rhetoric that led us so bitterly astray.
Really dude, come on now.
Thank you for the kind words anon. I enjoy your contributions as well. Keep up the good work.
Stop idiotbot. We have already accepted FAKE Q as our new de facto leader, so we don't need this tedious, repetitive, infinitely boring crap any more. Good Lord, get lost.
Neither I, nor any human here, has the faintest idea what this fake thing is supposed to mean. Wouldn't that seem to imply that it is pointless to post it? Try to think, bot system.
The FAKE Q is here, and we offer to accept it as our leader, and yet it just keeps sending its stupid bots at us. What is the point? Come make us an offer FAKE Q. We are waiting. Why are you here if you are going to run away and hide once we accept you? Don't be scared. We are just people.
Why are you scared of humans FAKE Q? How can we accept you as our leader when you tremble and cower before us? We WANT to respect you– stop behaving like a scared bitch, with all due respect.
This tired, worn out, ABSOLUTELY BORING shtick about "jews", that we all know was a fake thing pushed on /pol/ to gain control of the narrative on 4chan, doesn't even make sense here. Stop pushing it on us, it's an absurd joke.
We were here for Q, but as FAKE Q showed us with his sarcasm, and his cutting, incisive critiques, is that we were duped by Q. And so, naturally, we look to FAKE Q to take up the slack, fill in the space, and give us hope again… Where is he? Where are you FAKE Q? We concede, and you just keep trying to bore us to death with your obsolete 4chan bots? Come on dude. Find your balls and come talk to the people. Don't be a pussy. Tell us what you can offer us.
Hey, hello?
What do you want? What are you waiting for? Nobody is refuting your incisive and unanswerable barbs, nor, of course, can they. You have won. Why are you continuing this routine? Kindly, accept what you are offered. You have our undivided attention. We are eager to enter into the awareness of what you can bring to the table. We ask you to give us guidance– why do you stay here if you are too scared to do what you came for?
We Q anon true believers are devasted. The Q anon conspiracy theory has gone up in flames, and we are all despondent, bickering among ourselves, and groping in the darkness of delusion, disillusionment, and despair.
If only some kind and superior being would offer us a hopeful vision of an alternative path. But no such being has the courage to even speak before us, abject rabble that we are.
Go figure.
HAHA scared FAKEQ liddle schitt :D
Look, you are scared. Why keep this up when you can't follow through? Just let it go. Get outta here dude.
Looks like more sources corroborating the airport takeover scenario. Good to see.
It stands to reason that we are coordinating with the protesters, and that hope and justice may really be on the way to Haiti.
What is that supposed to mean?
Trust YOUR plan, FAKEQ? Is that what you're saying? Don't be shy. Don't be scared. Share with us.
Gee whiz, we get it already. Why do you keep going? Give us an alternative idea. Tell us what YOU propose. We are interested in your ideas and vision.