Yea… and it hath come to pass that the Apostle Kermit was touched by The Holy Covfefe:
"Hiho, everybody! I come bearing a message from the Lord!"
And he spake thusly:
Our Frogger,
Who art in Kekistan,
Hallowed be thy memes.
Thy Pepe come, Thy Will be dubs,
In Real Life as on the Internet.
Give us this dank our daily spice,
And forgive us our autism, as we forgive those who join us.
And lead us not into cuckolding,
But deliver us from normies.
For Thine is the Pepe, Harambe, and the Holy Covfefe.
For the Best Timeline Forever,
¡Ameme!
"This is the prayer of the day!", sayeth The Apostle.
"The way is paved in green for ye who seek Truth!"
And with that, he ventured off.