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The Standard Hotel News this week:
After 2 thefts, Standard Hotel guests in Manhattan warned to lock rooms
https://abc7ny.com/after-2-thefts-standard-hotel-guests-warned-to-lock-rooms/4692898/
Surveillance literally shows two white hats as suspects. Coincidence?
Muslim Knife of Peace?
Buddy of Schitt and Hillary, right?