From The Patriots Who Brought You GITMO TV, Channel 17
Club GITMO
'You Might Check Out, But You Will Never Leave'
Featuring
All Beach Access and Cocktails - Well, The Waterboard Station Is In The Dirt (pic related)
Free Electricity - You Know…
5-Star Chef On Site - One Chop From The Guillotine
Wheelchair Accessible - Just ask for the "Bush" (pic related)
Fresh Air - Through Your Blacked-out Hoodie (pic related)
Free Air Travel - VIP - One Way - Courtesy US Air Force
Brand New Construction - As Seen From Google Earth
Find Your Friends - Gitmotogether.org
Karaoke Nightly - And Daily Too, In Fact All The Time! (pic related)
Petting Zoo - Featuring German Shepherds/Assortment Of Guard Dog (pic related)
Sleigh Rides - All Over Compound, er Resort
Now Taking Reservations
Filling Up Fast
Call US Attorney John Huber (801) 524-6100 (Actual Number!)
Adding Moar Space Daily