Anonymous ID: d63383 Nov. 18, 2018, 6:37 p.m. No.3956473   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>6506

From The Patriots Who Brought You GITMO TV, Channel 17

Club GITMO

'You Might Check Out, But You Will Never Leave'

 

Featuring

 

All Beach Access and Cocktails - Well, The Waterboard Station Is In The Dirt (pic related)

Free Electricity - You Know…

5-Star Chef On Site - One Chop From The Guillotine

Wheelchair Accessible - Just ask for the "Bush" (pic related)

Fresh Air - Through Your Blacked-out Hoodie (pic related)

Free Air Travel - VIP - One Way - Courtesy US Air Force

Brand New Construction - As Seen From Google Earth

Find Your Friends - Gitmotogether.org

Karaoke Nightly - And Daily Too, In Fact All The Time! (pic related)

Petting Zoo - Featuring German Shepherds/Assortment Of Guard Dog (pic related)

Sleigh Rides - All Over Compound, er Resort

 

Now Taking Reservations

Filling Up Fast

Call US Attorney John Huber (801) 524-6100 (Actual Number!)

Adding Moar Space Daily

Anonymous ID: d63383 Nov. 18, 2018, 6:40 p.m. No.3956506   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>6528

>>3956473

 

 

New slide idea!

 

All updates provided by Anons in bread.

 

The Gitmo Channel T.V. Guide

Channel 17

See Our Ad For GITMO Resort In Treasonous Traitor Monthly

 

0600-0700 - Today in Gitmo! Who's Lucky Day Is It Today?

 

0700-0800 - Wake up Gitmo! Gas Chamber is Empty!

 

0800-0900 - Travel To GITMO. One Way!

 

0900-1000 - Intro To Waterboarding 101

 

1000-1100 - You've Got A Visitor! Say Bye!

 

1100-1200 - Who's in Court?

 

1200-1300 - Win, Lose, or Draw. But You Still Die!

 

1300-1400 - Fight Club. Win Or Die!

 

1400-1600 - Let's Make A Deal. No Deals!

 

1700-1800 - Letters From Gitmo. We Don't Really Send Them!

 

1900-2000 - NoName hosts the POWer Hour!

 

2100-2200 - Guess a Clinton (Which clone is it?)

 

2300-2400 - Late Night w/Kimmel/Corbert/That Seth Guy!

 

2400-0100 - Law and Order! Then Death!

 

0100-0200 - Blue Is The New Orange (jumpsuits)

 

0300-0400 - Catch, Detain, Catapult! Into Fire!

 

0500-0600 - Ride the Pedo Slide! Covered w/AIDS or Ebola! Hosted by Skippy Podesta

 

PROGRAMMING UPDATE 10.0

 

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