HERE'S HOW I MADE UP Q
FIRST, I ANSWERED THE QUESTION: WHAT DO BOOMERS LIKE?
AFTER SPENDING A LOT OF TIME RESEARCHING THIS, EVERYONE KNOWS THE ANSWER IS BILLY JOEL
SO I TOOK THE WORST BILLY JOEL SONG, BUT STOPPED DEAD IN MY TRACKS
THERE WERE SO MANY WORST BILLY JOEL SONGS!!!
BUT THAT ONE IS REALLY A SUCKFEST AND IT IS REALLY SUPER BOOMER SO I WENT WITH MY GUT
AND PICKED THAT AWFUL BOOMER CELEBRATION OF HISTORICAL IGNORANCE, THAT SONG ABOUT BOOMERS DINDU NOTHIN'
BOOMERS DINDN START TEH FIRE
FROM THERE I MODELED MY CRUMBS ON THE INCOHERENT SOUND BITE RAMBLINGS OF PEAK BOOMER BILLY JOEL
[Harry Truman],[Doris Day], [[[Red]]] China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
[North Korea], South [Korea], Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, [vaccine], England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana [goodbye]