Anonymous ID: a1dfdd Nov. 19, 2018, 9:18 a.m. No.3961181   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

Turkey Keks

 

I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.

โ€” Mitch Hedberg

 

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberryโ€”that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

โ€” Johnny Carson

 

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.

โ€” Irish Proverb

Anonymous ID: a1dfdd Nov. 19, 2018, 9:54 a.m. No.3961458   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

Meaning: I love you, we belong together, we go well together.

 

Actually a Forrest Gump reference: "We goes together like peas and carrots."

Forrest and Jenny were always taking walks together, they were like Peas & Carrots.

 

Mary-Jane: "I love you, Harry."

Harry: "Peas & Carrots, Mary Jane!"

(urban dictionary)