This anon, too, is surrounded by retards.
Schoolteachers are especially prone to TDS.
Ignore them, just indulge in their food and alcohol as much as possible, and smile
Recommend getting two big Bloody Marys down then watching the Macy's Parade Thursday morning
If necessary, pretend to be dozing off to avoid conversations
It's worked for men for generations
Can also pretend massive indigestion and hide in the bathroom with your phone for up to 45 minutes at a time
I have a successful record with these tactics, anon
Good luck and Godspeed