HI ASSHOLES
Q IS A LIAR AND YOU ARE BOOMER CHUMPS ONE YEAR LATER
HOW ARE THE ARRESTS ARE YOU READY???
IS AMERICA UNIFIED 11.11.18???
MIDTERMS SAFE THAT IS WHY 65 INVESTIGATIONS INTO POTUS
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES
PLEASE PRAY FOR TOOTS RIP LIL FIGHTER
THAT'S BECAUSE TEAM POTUS HATES Q HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND NOT A SINGLE Q ADVOCATE ON TEAM TRUMP RECONCILE
HEY ITS THE EDGY BOOMER STILL HERE A YEAR LATER THINKS THAT JEFF SESSIONS IS GONNA FLY IN A GIVE HIM A HANDJOB WOW
BUT IT IS A GAME HAHAHAHA Q SEZ SO MANY TIMES SIT BACK ENJOY THE SHOW HAHAHAHA
THE BOOMER'S GOT BOOMERS IN HIS BOOMER MEME HOLY SHIT
ANONS PLEASE PRAY FOR TOOTS RIP LIL FIGHTER
Q READ SOME TWITTER THIS WEEK AND SO WE GOT SOME RED ALERT SOON BIG HABBENINGS POSTS WOW
FREDDY IS COOKING BUT TOOTS IS ALREADY DRINKING HOLY SHIT
WHERE CAN FREDDY PURCHASE THIS FOR HIS TIDY HOME???
TOOTS INVENTED THE QCLOCKFAG NOT MANY KNOW THIS
PLEASE PRAY FOR TOOTS HE'S ALREADY DRINKING IT WILL BE A BAD THANKSGIVING GOD HELP US ALL PRAY FOR TOOTS
TOOTS IS FIGHTING FOR US WHEN HE DRINKS PLEASE PRAY
TOOTS SAW SOME THINGS
TOOTS HAS BEEN AROUND
DON'T JUDGE TOOTS UNTIL YOU'VE CLEANED HIS LITTERBOX
NO CHANCE TOOTS MAKES HIS 'THOMPSON'S TURKEY' EVERY YEAR TOOTS EVEN KNEW MORTY THOMPSON PERSONALLY WAS THERE WHEN HE DISCOVERED HIS RECIPE TRUE STORY
Morton Thompson's Turkey
Time to see who has the guts to try this at Thanksgiving.
There is only one way to stuff and roast a turkey. I make this statement boldly and without fear of successful contradiction, knowing that I am asking for the indignant protests of countless housewives who have been cooking turkey superbly for years, by recipes handed down from the time of the Pilgrims. Nevertheless, there is only one way to cook a turkey, and I am confident that I will be backed in this claim by anyone who has ever eaten turkey cooked according to the recipe devised by the late Morton Thompson. In the minds of most people, Thompson is remembered chiefly as the author of a best seller, Not as a Stranger, which later became a motion picture. Around my house, he is remembered — and revered — for his turkey recipe, which gives him hall-of-fame status and puts him in the same class as the man who invented the wheel, Plato, Galileo, Sir Isaac Newton, Eli Whitney, Flaubert, Babe Ruth, and Santa Claus.
Merely sitting here and thinking about Thompson's turkey makes me wish I were cooking one now — and if I know me, I will be cooking one sometime within the next few days. The thought of this wondrous culinary creation is not merely maddening, it is compelling. It is also tiring. Thompson's turkey demands hard work, which ought to be divided among a number of people. But it is worth it. I have been cooking turkey Thompson's way for about a dozen years. Every one of the vast collection of acquaintances to whom I have served it has gasped, raved, and wound up pronouncing it the best ever. There is no other turkey recipe that comes close to it — and this is odd, in a way, for the ordinary Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, cooked according to any number of old reliable recipes, is a handsome sight at the table, and Thompson's turkey is an absolute horror. Even a poached turkey, removed white and dripping from a steaming pot looks better than Thompson's.
This turkey comes out of the oven looking as though someone had made a fearful mistake. It is covered with a hard jet-black crust that seems to be a combination of coal and ashes. When they first catch sight of it, guests wish they had gone elsewhere for dinner. When they begin to eat it, they realize they never before have known turkey. They refuse to leave until they have eaten every scrap of it. Some ask to take the bones home to boil them up into a heartening soup. Others stuff bits into pockets, handbags, or paper napkins. The only trouble with Thompson's turkey, from the cook's point of view, is that there is seldom any left over.
The truth is that Thompson's turkey is to turkey as Miss Monroe is to women, as Jones was to golf, as — well the reader may choose his own champions. Thompson's turkey, beneath that hard black shell, is browned in a variety of tones ranging from light tan to mahogany, and has a variety of tastes stretching from marvelous to unbelievable. Now these are all strong claims. But here is what one Thompson's-turkey admirer said about it: "Several years ago I ate a turkey prepared and roasted by Morton Thompson. I didn't eat the whole turkey, but that wasn't my fault. There were outsiders present who ganged up on me.
TOOTS IS ON THE FENCE
WHAT IS FREDDY WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG???
TRUMP IS GONNA UNLEASH THE MILITARY ON THE BROWNS
WHADYA WANNA COOKIE???
AJEX JONES BEAT QANON PROVE ME WRONG
IF TOOTS ASKS YOU FOR A NICKEL DON'T GIVE HIM ONE HE'S GONNA JUST DRINK IT
LOL TRUMP GETS IMPEACHED IF HE GOES AFTER THE DERP STATE MEANWHILE POLITICIANS ARE RUNNING BASED ON IMPEACHING TRUMP AND THEY WILL AND Q IS AN IMPOTENT COWARD WHO CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT ANY OF IT
PLEASE PRAY FOR TOOTS
HERE YOU GO ANON
TOOTS WINS
THE LOW IQS ON THIS BORED LATELY IS JUST PATHATIC. MOST ANONS HEAR COULDN'T LAST TWO MINUTES IN A DEBATE WITH ME. DON'T EVEN ASK ME WHAT MY IQ IS, ITS OFF THE CHARTS BELEIVE ME. I AM THE HIGHEST IQ IN THE ROOM NO DOUBT THE RICHEST AND HAVE TWO MODLE GIRLFRIENDS SO COME AT ME. OK IF YOU NEED TO NOW MY IQ SCORE IS 169 ON THE LATEST MYERS BRIGGS YEAH THAT'S RIGHT TRY AND BEAT IT YOU CAN'T LOL
THE ONLY REASON TOOTS GETS UP EARLY IS TO WATCH THAT LITTLE HOBBIT GIRL ON THE FOX AND FRIENDS TOOTS GOT A CRUSH WANTS TO LEAVE HIS MARK ON HER BED POST
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ANONS PLEASE REMEMBER TOOTS IN YOUR THANKSGIVING PRAYERS TOOTS GAVE HIS ALL FOR YOU NEVER FORGET LIL FIGHTER