And the Macy's parade is already clubbing me over the head with SJW Broadway before I've even finished the first cup of coffee.

The cast of "The Prom" is LGBTQ-ing it up all over the place.

Tell you what, Broadway. You don't bash me over the head with overt sexual themes while small children are having their breakfast, and I won't bash you over the head with my heterosexuality.

Just STFU about your bedroom choices while out in public, okay?

PRIVATE LIVES SHOULD STAY PRIVATE

DISCRETION is an idea people have forgotten about.