Anonymous ID: 28d772 Nov. 22, 2018, 6:58 a.m. No.3994931   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>4978 >>5001 >>5013 >>5360

Satire my ass, many a truth is said in jest! Amen. 2018 Will Be Glorious!!

 

Thanksgiving is one of America’s oldest and most cherished cultural traditions. The Onion looks back at the history of Thanksgiving.

 

1621:

 

First Thanksgiving features the Pilgrims inviting the Wampanoag tribe to dinner and awkwardly asking them what they’ve been up to for the past year.

 

1622:

 

Native Americans begin to understand the Pilgrims’ show of goodwill was sort of a one-time thing.

 

1803:

 

Louisiana Purchase begins the westward expansion of the U.S., setting the stage for generations of Americans to lie that they can’t afford to travel home for Thanksgiving.

 

1863:

 

Abraham Lincoln declares Thanksgiving a national holiday in an attempt to unite a divided country by redirecting everyone’s hatred toward their families.

 

1924:

 

Macy’s hosts its inaugural Thanksgiving Day Parade, debuting the classic balloon staples of Snoopy, Spider-Man, and Homer Simpson.

 

1974:

 

Elementary school teacher Mary Linn stumbles onto crafting gold by asking her students to trace their little hands for turkeys.

 

1980:

 

Bears 23, Lions 17.

 

1990:

 

The first turkey ever pardoned, by President George H.W. Bush in 1989, kills a mother and her two children in a drunk-driving accident.

 

2003:

 

Fourth-grader Michael Turner led to believe the Pilgrims and Native Americans really hit it off.

 

2018:

 

Thanks given for QAnon.

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/humor/timeline-of-thanksgiving/ar-BBPXlpS

Anonymous ID: 28d772 Nov. 22, 2018, 7:07 a.m. No.3995003   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>5093

The Democratic National Committee and two of its top lawyers have asked a federal judge to toss out a lawsuit former Trump adviser Carter Page filed last month claiming the attorneys and the party libeled him through opposition research painting him as an agent of Russia.

 

In a motion filed Wednesday in federal court in Oklahoma City, the DNC, attorneys Marc Elias and Michael Sussman and their law firm, Perkins Coie, unleashed a fusillade of technical and substantive attacks on Page’s lawsuit.

 

The 46-page filing also seeks to shoot down some of Page’s more extreme claims, like an assertion that he is the victim of “terrorism” and that the conduct of the DNC, Elias and Sussman amounted to racketeering under federal law.

 

However, the main thrust of the defense motion is that Page’s suit is fatally flawed, particularly because he filed it in Oklahoma, and none of the parties appear to have strong ties to the state.

 

“Defendants deny the baseless allegations set forth in the Complaint. But Defendants need not address Page’s bizarre and speculative narrative here because even if Page could state a viable legal claim based on the vague facts alleged, this decidedly is not the appropriate forum in which to do so,” wrote the defense team, headed by former Obama White House Counsel Kathy Ruemmler.

Page’s suit alleges that Elias and Sussman — acting on behalf of the Democratic National Committee — gave reporters information that led to the publication of a September 2016 Yahoo News article calling attention to Page’s dealings with Russia as an energy consultant. The suit also blames the DNC, the attorneys and their firm for BuzzFeed’s public release in January 2017 of a so-called dossier on alleged links between Russia and various figures in Donald Trump’s camp.

 

The DNC argues that Page’s claims of damages to his business are dubious because he has repeatedly acknowledged and boasted about extensive connections in the energy sector in Russia.

 

“As Page makes clear throughout his Complaint, Page has significant business and political ties to Russia,” the DNC lawyers wrote. “Far from believing such Russian contacts were embarrassing or defamatory, Page believed they were an “honor,” and sought out and cultivated these connections. That these ties to Russia were also of significant interest to media publications and law enforcement due to the allegations (and conclusions) of Russian hacking does not — of themselves — make them defamatory.”

 

Page did not immediately respond to a request for comment Wednesday night.

 

The DNC’s formal response to the litigation says that Oklahoma is not the place to sue over the Yahoo and BuzzFeed stories, even if they were readily available to readers there via the internet.

 

“Nothing in the record demonstrates that Defendants were aware of Page’s tenuous connection to Oklahoma, and … there are no facts alleged to suggest that Oklahoma was the ‘focal point’ of either the story or of the harm Page purportedly suffered,” wrote the DNC attorneys.

More:

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/11/22/democrats-carter-page-1012548