Shills must not have families to go to for thanksgiving, got uninvited or know their so far up shit creek that they won't see another thanksgiving at this rate and they need to "turn this shit around" before they are all hanging from nooses.
Your loss, a nice freshly cooked juicy turkey is a nice meal to have though I certainly wouldn't want all year long. I hear goose is good too but those are harder to come in the US.