Anonymous ID: e48d74 Nov. 22, 2018, 11:52 p.m. No.4002819   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>2881

>>4002797

I love telemarketers.

 

"Yes, Habibi! It is I, Mohammad el-yahudi! I went to school to learn how to submit the infidels"

 

Or Mexican illegal, or Indian telemarketer (legit worked once), or I just say:

 

"Yeah, I have a question about the recording. It said you wanted to kill the President?"

"Kill the President-"

"DOOR THAT IT IS ILLEGALLY AND I MUST END THIS CONVERSATION!"

 

I just put those fuckers on terror watch lists. I'm sure I'm a hit at the NSA Christmas parties.