Not mad bro. Having fun.
I'm all for the Virginia Solution.
What is the difference between Lawyers and Vampire Bats?
One is a blood sucking parasite that preys on unsuspecting, unaware, many times innocent victims.
The other is a small furry winged mammal.
Why don't sharks attack Lawyers?
Professional Courtesy.
Whenever I need a Lawyer, I start the interview with these two jokes. Have rejected lawyers due to their reaction.
Reinstate the original 13th Amendment. The Nobility Clause. Lawyers only promote lawyers.
Nice Racket they got going on.