There I was. . . . just an average WorkFag/StudyWhileWorkingFag for the indefinite future, who's always gonna be a CheckTheNotablesForRealNewsOccasionallyFag, when – all of a sudden – the Baker made me laugh out loud!
Bravo, Baker, for writing, "(stifles kek) Corsi" in the Notables.
OMG. VERY, VERY FUNNY.
I'm so impressed by all the hard work you faggots are still doing, and I look forward to contributing when my current work in real life is done. For what it's worth, I'm the asshole who wrote up the Helpful Hints for PhoneFags now linked in the Global section, so I hope you're all making good use and not getting so annoyed with links when phonefagging.
I love you guys. Thanks again for being such damned faithful, assiduous, and patriotic autists.