Greetings, QAnons! I am your neighbor and an emissary from an image board called 7ch.net/presearch. Long story short, we're researching cryptic information from someone (or someones) calling themselves "P". It looks like P might be a high-level government insider who is providing PAnons valuable information about the deep corruption in our government in a plausibly deniable way. Anyway, the other PAnons sent me over her because we're baking a birthday cake and we're all out of eggs, so we thought we'd introduce ourselves and we were hoping to borrow a half dozen eggs if you have them to spare. You're all welcome to come over and share!
So, then a cup of sugar is out of the question? I knew this neighborhood was full of cunts. We should have never left Dobbinsville…
Motherfucking garlic mask…and I could have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids. Nothing's what it seams.
My neighbor's panicking because he tried to borrow a half dozen eggs from our other neighbor and the dude was fucking nuts. Not number 15, number 17.