I watched this shitty movie at the theater. When Tom Cruise came out in the red samurai armor, it was supposed to be a serious moment, but the whole theater broke out in laughter.
Tom Cruise is a major loser.
It didn't specify which kind of gay. I'm gay, but just comfy gay (def: lighthearted and carefree.) or maybe retarded gay (def: foolish, stupid, or unimpressive).