Thnksgvng Dinner
Cousin: poor woman and children want to come here for jobs (or some shit like that)
Me: so how many are you going to house and feed?
Cousin: what??!!! govnmn't will take care of them.
Me: with a smile. you mean taxpayers. and you just complained about Trump adding debt.
Cousin: what's up with the turnips? who puts bacon in turnips?
She's a teacher in a private school in NYC.