We’re all hoping none of you read the book of Enoch.
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Which is why we’re getting people to claim the Dead Sea scrolls are fake and gay.
We’ll have someone go after the shroud next.
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Whatever you do, don’t fast and pray about it. A good fast with sincere prayer for discernment will really screw up your opinion of me.
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We don’t care about the digging. It’s the sinning that makes us happy.
I’ll post a generic bible verse (soon), so you can try to convince people I’m Christian and care abou (you).
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Paul VI was one of ours.
JPII delayed our plans by decades.
It was almost too late for us to get Bergoglio in.
Don’t you think he does a good job pretending to hate POTUS? I do.
You’re watching a movie.
It’s designed to seem obvious.
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