I'm coining a new phrase to counter the "CONSPIRACY THEORIST" label we all get out in the world. I'm calling it "COINCIDENCE THEORIST".

"Oh you believe that Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch just happened to be on the same tarmac at the same time to discuss their grandkids? You must be a COINCIDENCE THEORIST!".

"You actually believe that Clinton Foundation donations plummeted 90% after HRC lost the election is normal? You must be some whacko "COINCIDENCE THEORIST!".

Branding works! Remember it, spread it, tell all your faggot friends.