>>4021682
>>4021682
>I also have two grad degrees and a 140 iq and you dont.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Reading Rainbow, and I've been involved in numerous book discussions at Barnes and Nobles, and I have even read a 500 page book. I am trained in speed reading and I'm the top book reviewer in the Amazon Adult Books Section. You are nothing to me but just another bookmark. I will lecture you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of librarians across the USA and your overdue fines are being traced right now so you better prepare for the late fees, maggot. The late fees storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bookcase. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dog-ear your books in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Book-of-the_Month selections. Not only am I extensively trained in reading aloud, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Library of Congress and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable magazine subscriptions off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will misinterpret the plots of the Classics and you will be thoroughly confused by it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
(kek at only 140. I may need to make a new one just for these types of statements)