Im ready Frederick! Dont mind my penis.
Maybe homo.
Freddie this is dad. Time to quit shitposting. I told your mom she should have went to the clinic to have an abortion, but she used a coat hanger instead. That's what the scars are on your neck. Come home and tell ole dad where you hid the Vodka. Your sister is passed out in the floor again and God knows where your mom is. Come home son and give dad one of your "special" hugs. Where's the vodka you little bastard?
>YOU FILTHY DEGENERATE
A badge of honor coming from you son. Where`s the fuckken vodka ya little soy faggot?
Angry dad here Soy Spawn. Your slag mom finally came home, said the both of you were out partying last night. Wants to know why you can't spell properly? Looks like you should have swapped titties. You gnawed one down to a nub.
I raised a sick little fucktard.