Anonymous ID: 050781 Nov. 26, 2018, 1:08 p.m. No.4039241   🗄️.is 🔗kun

CNN** Next Week's Breaking News

 

Israel Purchases Toyota and Adidas Sneaker Factories

 

CNN's Jim Acosta is first to report on these historic acquisitions by Israel.

"We figured we'd save so much money if we simply could get the Toyota Hiluxes and White Adidas Sneakers at Wholesale. Only Goyim fools pay Retail." said Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu.

Mr. Netanyahu added: "Factories will be built in Haifa. We are adding Jobs for the Israeli people!!"

Jim Acosta: "Aren't Toyota Hilux and White Adidas Sneakers the Brand car and shoes of ISIS terrorists?"

Mr. Netanyahu replied: "oh that's just lies put out by spambots. The White Toyota Hilux and the white Adidas are for Ceremonial Purposes."

 

Sauce: https://qz.com/519171/how-did-the-toyota-pickup-become-terrorists-favorite-truck/