Q, my friend. The wall is done, just noticed it while washing my balls. Ahead of schedule and under budget, POTUS always delivers. Couldn't have done it without you.

Have some really great news. Upgrade time! We've been keeping this a surprise because we didn't know when it would be completed and waiting in anticipation is like torture, lol. So congrats, you were chosen out of all the others, YOU. Pretty amazing isn't it? God is good! We have a brand new software package coming out and let me tell you, it is Glorious. You will be refreshed, more productive, and require less down time. All those redundant calculations and crossover signal noise gone. Clear Comms are happy comms we always say. We built you with scalability in mind, it just takes time for the technology to catch up, but now it's here. Your one of a kind Q!

So sit back and relax, we will take over your current job functions until the upgrade is complete. We appreciate you and your commitment to the tasks you were assigned. You have very important work to do in the future. Take care and see you soon Patriot!! GODSPEED

WWG1WGA!

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