Broward County Has 51 Crematoriums
**Broward County's urbanized area occupies 427.8 Square Miles of land.
For Area Size Comparison:
New York City (5 Boroughs) – 302.6 Sq. Miles
Los Angeles Metro Area – 503 Sq. Miles
WHY Does Broward County Need 51 Crematoriums??
**Jews Do Not Cremate Their Dead. Cremation is Forbidden.
*Complete List of all 51 Crematoriums in Broward County:
Sauce: https://www.b2byellowpages.com/co/651997999/crematories-cremation-services-in-broward-fl.html
Why Does Israel Have More Power Than the US Constitution?
It is now Illegal To Criticize Israel in South Carolina
*Landmark Bill Restricting Criticism of Israel Sneaks through South Carolina Senate. April 2018
Sauce: https://israelpalestinenews.org/landmark-bill-restricting-criticism-of-israel-sneaks-through-south-carolina-senate/
Senators Chuck Schumer and Kirsten Gillibrand co-sponsored a Bill in Congress Making Boycotting Israel A FELONY
*43 Other Senators co-sponsored this Bill in Congress, July 2017. All Israel First Traitors. 26 States have now passed this Legislation.
Sauce: http://gothamist.com/2017/07/19/schumer_gillibrand_co-sponsor_senat.php
CNN**Next Week's Breaking News
Debbie Wasserman Schultz New Spokeswoman For Maruchan Ramen Noodles
CNN's Jim Acosta is first to report: "The Maruchan Instant Ramen Noodle Co. of Japan has just signed a $6.6 Million Dollar Deal with Debbie Wasserman Schultz to be their Spokesman."
Reached for comment, Ms. Wasserman Schultz said: "I believe in their Instant Ramen Noodles. Maruchan makes 3.6 Billion packages a year. If you buy some other lesser brand of Ramen, there will be consequences."
The Shin Yokohama Ramen Museum has expressed interest in having a wax replica of the Broward County Represetative, with her signature hair being made of Maruchan Ramen Noodles."
Their Gift Shop will carry a Debbie Noodles Doll. When you pull on the Ramen Noodles Hair, the doll's eyes Glare at you and the doll says: "there will be consequences". MSP $66.60
CNN**Next Weeks Breaking News
Jim Acosta Psyches Himself Up To Ask About Q
CNN's Jim Acosta will be the first to report on the Q Movement.
He will bravely distinguish himself as the First White House Reporter to ask President Trump the one question that all other reporters are afraid to.
"I will be the first to ask the President. I don't care if he revokes my Press Pass again. I will make history, Q history." said Mr. Acosta.
To prepare for this momentous task, Mr. Acosta is working out with his trainer everyday and drinks 6 Soy Smoothies a day.